Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute. 'D'oh! Oh no.. better ride this one out in the closet.' Sorry, Dad. This is our spot. 'Oh yeah? Well it's my house, so it's my spot.' N'uh uh, because we called it. 'Did not!' Well, we're calling it now. 'You are?' 'Fraid so. 'Ohh, they got me with their legal mumbo-jumbo!' (S7 E6 - 'Treehouse of Horror VI' - 'Homer3') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

'Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work! Sometimes I think God is teasing me.. just like he teased Moses in the desert.' - "Tested", Homer! God "tested" Moses. And try to be nice to my sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time. 'Oh, Okay Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes... yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.' 'Now THAT's sarcasm.' (S6 E17 - 'Homer vs. Patty and Selma') | The Simpsons & Fu

'Attention, students. It's time once again to choose a gym class for the coming term so let's all prove how adult we can be by filing to the gym in a calm and orderly manner.. even though it's first come, first serve, and the most popular sports fill up fast.' Aagh! Too many wee ones!! (S6 E17 - 'Homer vs. Patty and Selma') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments