Why Agile Transformations Really Fail 🤯 (Explained in 30 Seconds)

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Galaxies on Instagram: "The Boston Dynamics Atlas uses an agile perception system to understand both the shape and context of objects in complex environments. Atlas combines 2D and 3D awareness, keypoint-based localization, and an object pose tracking system that fuses vision, kinematics, and object knowledge to handle occlusion and uncertainty. Accurate calibration ensures precise hand–eye coordination for reliable manipulation. Credit: Boston Dynamics"

Janet just survived “Agile Transformation.” Two weeks, fourteen meetings, zero progress - and one spreadsheet that still did all the work. While everyone celebrated “velocity gains,” Janet discovered Agile’s real achievement: turning motion into management. The quiet part out loud - this one’s for anyone who’s ever been in a stand-up that never stood up. #JanetFromAccounts #ColinTheCFO #CorporateSatire #DigitalTransformation